We have two teachers that are married
and the husband is super quiet and never talks and never smiles
and the wife is super loud and nice and peppy and super out there
and she’s like “he won’t drive to work with me anymore, because i talk too much. he usually just sat there and let me talk but one day he looked at me put his finger to his mouth and just went sssh”
asked, "People are being loud and making the dogs bark while I'm tryna watch this Pens game how do I tell them to shut their facehole polietly"
I personally am in favor of the second option
wow that baseball commercial with the kid playing for his grandfather made me tear up a little woo
THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
Purely because of the Pens twitter I hope Jokinen never scores again
Like I feel horrible saying that but you need to stop fucking using “did Jussi that goal” Yes I fucking saw the fucking goal can you fucking shut up
Anonymous asked, "I was walking around Pittsburg after touring U-Pitt and basically I walked into this random person because I was on google maps because we were going to get milkshakes. And basically I looked up and guess who it was? Sidney Crosby. Going to get milkshakes. He was really nice, and helped us find where we were going! (Don't laugh but it was like two doors down but my friends and I are so directionally challenged)"
your milkshakes didn’t just bring all the boys to the yard
it brought fucking sidney crosby to the yard